| Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!> |
| Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere! |
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| Children dying everywhere
Women crying in despair |
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So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near |
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| When you've reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be far |
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| Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep |
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| May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake |
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| This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn |
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| When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go |
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